Sunday, January 12, 2014

Worst Films of 2013

5. Only God Forgives


















The only thing saving this excruciatingly slow, meandering film is that it has some of the most beautiful cinematography of the year. But that's nowhere near enough to carry the rest of the flaws.


4. The Canyons


















With the exception of Lohan, the acting in this film is on par with a bad middle school play. Throw in a totally unfocused, far fetched script and the film is just a mess.


3. Frances Ha


















This film is the epitome of hipster pretentiousness. Nothing ever happens, the acting isn't anything worthwhile, and the characters are totally unlikeable. And of course, it just has to be in black and white.


2. Bad Grandpa


















There's nothing wrong with a good hidden camera prank movie. However, don't treat your audiences like they're idiots and make them pretend that this isn't a film with Johnny Knoxville in tons of make up and then force a horribly, well, forced storyline down their throats on top of that. The scenes between pranks were just utterly awful.


1. We're The Millers


















I'm not sure what's the worst aspect about this film. The fact that every joke is horribly unfunny, or that you can see every one coming from a mile away. This film is the absolutely unoriginal, uninteresting, and a total waste of a viewers' times. The cast of this film should've known better.

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